Saturday, November 25, 2006

Way to drive your parent cracker.

  1. Whine.
  2. Take off your clothes. (Bonus points for complete nudity at lunch time outside Parliament).
  3. Bite people.
  4. Ask for something, ask for it a lot, beg, plead, yell, then get polite. When you get the thing glance at it and hurl it away.
  5. Pee on your parent.
  6. Don't respond if your sister asks you nicely, wait until she pulls your hair, then do what she wants.
  7. Don't get in the car.
  8. Yell very loudly "I am!" whenever someone makes suggestions about your behaviour.
  9. Don't eat when people are watching.
  10. If you listen, don't look, if you look, don't answer.

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Blogger Adrexia said...

I like number 8

12:00 AM  
Blogger RUTH said...

The creativity of youth.

3:19 PM  
Blogger RUTH said...

Are you sure they drive you only one cracker at a time?

5:12 PM  
Blogger Susan Harper said...

Weeel, there's this little chap at Playcentre who, one day, proudly announced,
"I know another way to drive your parent cracker!"

2:19 AM  

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