Dear USAmericans,

I'm very pleased with you guys (especially my Democrat friends and family) for electing this clever person who's not much older than me and whose CV is full of the kinds of things you'd look for if you were hiring a President for your giant scary country that I'm rather fond of ... but I'd be a bit cross if a person with a pakeha mother, a Fijian father, and a Maori partner turned out to be our first brown prime-minister.

-s